偷拐抢骗经典台词中英文

偷拐抢骗经典台词中英文，这是一部典型的黑色幽默喜剧电影，讲述了尔虞我诈的黑社会在吵闹的吉普赛宿营地发生的各种故事。

偷拐抢骗经典台词中英文：

1.You're not Mr Current Affairs,are you？Mad Fist went mad The Gun shot himself.

你是不是外星人啊？疯狂威利已经疯了，枪管约翰早就把自己枪杀了。

2.Turkish：No,Tommy.There's a gun in your trousers.What's a gun doing in your trousers？

土耳其：汤米，不，你裤子有支枪。你干嘛把枪塞在裤子里？

Tommy：It's for protection.

汤米：防身啊。

Turkish：Protection from what？"Zee" Germans?What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off when you sit？

土耳其：防谁？德国人吗？万一你坐下来时走火轰掉你的老二呢？

3.Brick Top thought smashing up our arcade might help me to persuade Mickey to fight.And if that wasn't enough he thought it would be a good idea to burn Mickey's mum's caravan.While she was asleep in it.

托普以为砸烂我们的游戏机能让我去叫米奇上场，如果那还不够的话，他认为最好是烧了米奇妈妈的房车，然而她妈妈正好睡在里面。

4.So,you're obvious the big dick and that,on either side of you,are your balls.There are two types of balls：There are big brave balls and there are little faggot balls.

你看起来就像个大鸡巴，而你身边则是两个卵蛋，卵蛋有两种类型：有种的卵蛋和没种的卵蛋。

5.There are your last words so make them a prayer.

这算是你最后的遗言了，快做祷告吧。

6.You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.你可以叫我苏珊，如果这能让你开心。

7.Dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they're not clever.They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.And you thought you smelled some good old pussy and have brought your two little faggot balls along for a good old time.But you've got your parties muddled up.There's no pussy here just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.Like a prick you're having second thoughts.You're thrinking.And your two little balls are shrinking with you.The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle.50" written on the side of mine.Should precipitate your balls into shrinking,along with your presence.

鸡巴总是很突出并且负责发号施令，只是不够机灵，它们闻到小妞的气味就想采取行动，你以为你闻到了小妞的气味，就带着这两个没种的卵蛋想好好的爽一下，但你头昏眼花了，这里没女人，只是你希望自己生来是个女人，就像那话儿一样都会回缩。你在退缩，你的卵蛋也跟着你一起回缩。你的枪侧面刻着“仿真制品”，而这把侧面刻着“沙漠之鹰50”的枪是我的，这该让你立刻失控，鸡巴回缩，双脚发软。

8.They ain't pikeys,are they？I fucking hate pikeys.

他们不是吉普赛人吧？我讨厌吉普赛人。

偷拐抢骗介绍：

影片讲述本该参加比赛的选手被吉普赛人米奇(布拉德·皮特饰)一拳击倒。土耳其(杰森·斯坦森饰)是一位黑市拳击的经理人，土耳其不得不选择在黑帮老大布里克(阿兰·福特饰)与吉塞人之间周旋，来获得生机。与此同时，四指弗兰克(本尼西奥·德尔·托罗饰)携带一颗86克拉的钻石来到伦敦，这件赃物引起了各路匪徒的兴趣，其中包括军火商老布(拉德·舍博德兹加饰)、杀手“子弹牙齿”托尼(维尼·琼斯饰)与黑人小混混维尼(罗比·吉饰)。这些心怀不轨的罪犯各自盘算着自己的完美计划，不想造化弄人，惊人的巧合引出一连串幽默的冷笑话。所有的一切都在伦敦的夜晚交织，究竟谁能够从中解脱，就在盖·瑞奇导演的《偷拐抢骗》中揭晓。

这部影片的主体包括：一个惊惶失措的钻石大盗、一个富有传奇色彩的爱尔兰流浪汉，一个血淋林的搏击场面、还有一条狗。